<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8035514979814238749</id><updated>2011-07-08T08:12:06.021-07:00</updated><category term='Mega construções Discovery Channel'/><category term='Salmonelas e outros peixes'/><category term='Pinheiro-bravo'/><category term='Atletismo vital'/><title type='text'>Mastodôncio tem muita verdade no que diz</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mastodôncio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04877862650733832070</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8035514979814238749.post-3825890364674043167</id><published>2009-08-03T08:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T08:24:17.632-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pinheiro-bravo'/><title type='text'>IV - Mastodôncio e a agricultura biológica</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Tb8aHMpQGtc/SncAsnj9gnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/cCaf1fQcNR4/s1600-h/DSCN0042.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365758247569293938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Tb8aHMpQGtc/SncAsnj9gnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/cCaf1fQcNR4/s320/DSCN0042.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Na árvore da vida Mastodôncio é o nemátodo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8035514979814238749-3825890364674043167?l=mastodoncio.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/feeds/3825890364674043167/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/iv-mastodoncio-e-agricultura-biologica.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/3825890364674043167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/3825890364674043167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/iv-mastodoncio-e-agricultura-biologica.html' title='IV - Mastodôncio e a agricultura biológica'/><author><name>Mastodôncio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04877862650733832070</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Tb8aHMpQGtc/SncAsnj9gnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/cCaf1fQcNR4/s72-c/DSCN0042.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8035514979814238749.post-7931212693654101633</id><published>2009-08-03T05:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T05:21:07.041-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Atletismo vital'/><title type='text'>III - Mastodôncio, o filósofo precoce</title><content type='html'>Se a vida não corre como Mastodôncio quer, Mastodôncio pega nos ténis e vai ele correr.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8035514979814238749-7931212693654101633?l=mastodoncio.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/feeds/7931212693654101633/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/iii-mastodoncio-o-filosofo-precoce.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/7931212693654101633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/7931212693654101633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/iii-mastodoncio-o-filosofo-precoce.html' title='III - Mastodôncio, o filósofo precoce'/><author><name>Mastodôncio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04877862650733832070</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8035514979814238749.post-3326614780119745402</id><published>2009-08-02T16:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T17:11:20.734-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mega construções Discovery Channel'/><title type='text'>II - Mastodôncio começa a ter opinião</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Tb8aHMpQGtc/SnYjshXEYtI/AAAAAAAAAAM/bO8eMfM0w8U/s1600-h/DSCN0041.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365515253834867410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Tb8aHMpQGtc/SnYjshXEYtI/AAAAAAAAAAM/bO8eMfM0w8U/s320/DSCN0041.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Mastodôncio fascinado com a arquitectura desta ponte. Aos olhos de Mastodôncio, a ponte flutua sobre o rio Coura.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mastodôncio afirma. Ninguém contradiz.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8035514979814238749-3326614780119745402?l=mastodoncio.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/feeds/3326614780119745402/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/ii-mastodoncio-comeca-ter-opiniao.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/3326614780119745402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/3326614780119745402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/ii-mastodoncio-comeca-ter-opiniao.html' title='II - Mastodôncio começa a ter opinião'/><author><name>Mastodôncio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04877862650733832070</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Tb8aHMpQGtc/SnYjshXEYtI/AAAAAAAAAAM/bO8eMfM0w8U/s72-c/DSCN0041.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8035514979814238749.post-868711890003511326</id><published>2009-08-02T10:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T11:32:30.434-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Salmonelas e outros peixes'/><title type='text'>I - Mastodôncio nasce, mas já fala</title><content type='html'>Sabedoria popular em Paredes de Coura...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anónimo ao megafone diz:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes a chuva cai, calha em Março o dia do pai"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes a chuva molha o povo, o Natal calha antes do Ano Novo"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes a chuva cai no chão, calha em Junho o S. João"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mastodôncio acrescenta:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes a chuva te chatear, tem cuidado para a cerveja não estragar"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes a chuva te estraga o jantar, é porque no recinto já devias estar"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mastodôncio atreve-se:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes o concerto não te agrada, então está na altura de mais uma rodada"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes à vila tens de subir, não te esqueças de à casa de banho ir"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes a salmonela te assustar, para mergulhar no rio todos os orifícios deves tapar"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Se em Paredes os duches te gelam o corpo, prepara-te para passar uma semana de porco"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8035514979814238749-868711890003511326?l=mastodoncio.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/feeds/868711890003511326/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-mastodoncio-nasce-mas-ja-fala.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/868711890003511326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8035514979814238749/posts/default/868711890003511326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mastodoncio.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-mastodoncio-nasce-mas-ja-fala.html' title='I - Mastodôncio nasce, mas já fala'/><author><name>Mastodôncio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04877862650733832070</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
